Sunday, June 21, 2009

Of Adi and Of Being Late

1.
My niece, Amira, whom I've a couple of occasions written about her in my blog (please search for Rosmaria Razak, who is her late Umi) asked me yesterday when I met her at her Nenek's house: Cik Lin, naper dah lama tak update blog???


I never knew my 13-year old niece is a follower of my blog.... Ohhhhh *one back of hand on dahi, another hand on chest, ala drama*


So sayang, ni Cik Lin waves at you *hai Miraaaa!!!*


2.
I have been administering enema to Adi every other day.


The 1st time I did on him, he wasn't that cooperative. I mean, would YOU be cooperative if someone shoves a tube and squirts liquid up into your a$$?? (Kepada pembaca perverts, SILA JANGAN JAWAB soalan ittew, ta a bunch)


Tapi aku perasan, 3 saat lepas aku berjaya masuk sedos ubat enema dalam buntbunt dia, dia terus pi teran teran teran sampai keluar taik koreh (keras) dua tiga ketul -- I assume tang dah tercompress 2,3 hari punya.


Aku pulak yang rasa lega bila tengok Adi yayak.


After a while, administering enema to Adi becomes less struggling. I think maybe he knows that the thing I'm squirting up in his ass every other day now is doing him a hiyyyuge favour.


Tapi harini, the enema did him too much favour -- dia ada sedikit ceret-tak-sempat-naik-atas-to-his-litter-pan, so dia pi pelepas kat lantai bawah sekali and atas tilam bilik bawah dua kali. Mengamuk mak jadinya akak. Apa lagi, akak hangkat dia, pi sua muka dia kat taik-taik dia and jentik jentik jentik tinger dia to let him know that those were not the places for him to poopoo!


He listened to that awrite, coz the next pulasan perut attack, dia lari naik atas tapi pi terpelepas luar tray dia in the toilet sebab tak sempat nak cakar cakar the pasir.


Eiii sabar je la. Nak marah, dia dah beyak kat tempat betul, cuma tak sempat masuk je.


Satni aku pakaikan pampers Amir ke Adi, baru taw.


Tapi Alhamdulillah lah dia yayak... Kat mana-mana pun, asalkan dia yayak, aku dah lega banyak sebenarnya.


3.
I hate it when my period is very very late like now. Like, almost two weeks late. And I'm never late. Not like this late at least.


(Oh ya if I'm late b'coz I think I'm pregnant, I'll definitely share, ta a bunch. But no, I'm not preggers, much to my disappointment ok.)


I get weepy. Like, REALLY weepy.


Laki tak peluk masa tido, aku nangis. Teringat Amir dah makin besar, aku nangis. Laki tak boleh anta aku pi keja sebab ada hal, aku nangis. Laki tak dapat temankan aku pi cari barang kat kedai, aku nangis. Apatah lagi kalau fikir laki tak ambil berat yang aku nak sangat a baby of my own, LAAAAAGI aku nangis.


Not just that, my lower back just kills me with pain, kaki aku bengkak, peha kiri aku sakit habitey, kepala aku denyut-denyut.... apart from rasa nak nangis je and rasa nak majuk lama-lama dengan abang.


Tadi I wanted to see the doctor at the clinic behind our house, kot dia ada ubat to keluarkan and percepatkan apa-apa yang patut. Tapi, dia tutup la pulak, dalam banyak-banyak hari.


Any ideas to help my P? Of course, non evasive and not as painful as makan nenas or minum ais banyak-banyak please. Tak larat, siut.


4.
I wanted to write about CeliNazim's wedding reception last week, tapi gambar nor slideshow tak dapat-dapat lagi. Wanted to do a Picasa album on my Amir, tak terbuat-buat lagi.


So, tunggu je lah ya. Malas betul nak buka laptop bila kat rumah. Bila kat ofis pula, tak cukup masa to even check my personal emails. So, tunggu je lah ya.


f*

6 comments:

F Manchester said...

Ok... this may be a stupid question, but your entry did not clarify fully... but how do you know that you're deffinitely not preggies? have you done the test? Will message you on FB on kisah benar... :)

Naz said...

Alin,
You are so kind towards your cats. I ni memang tak sanggup ada pets because I know once the four-legged enters the house, alllll the responsibilities will fall on my shoulder. The others cuma syok main je. So God help me if we have a cat and the cat sembelit like your cat tu. Tak sanggup beta nak dot dot dot si kucing.

Roti Kacang Merah said...

kak ilush, benda-benda yang hanya seorang wife tahu, tak perlu ditanya banyak :-)

kaknaz, i keep thinking myself -- if i were to have kids someday, would i still be able to cope on the cats' welfare as now? tapi kan kak, kalau dah sayang apa pun including an old cat, you would do just about anything...

Madihah said...

Dear Faz, I know how u feel. I was late for 2 weeks with all signs of preggies but as I went for scanning, the clot of blood just dropped and now I am bleeding and I know it's just pure blood since the discharge is not smelly like our normal period. And you are right, hanya seorang isteri sahaja yang tahu, bila kita pregnant or not..... Im with you girl... Just hang in there..

F Manchester said...

I don't think you've read my message on FB have you.... Never mind... *sigh*

Roti Kacang Merah said...

maddie, aku tak ralat sangat aku tak dapat baby lagi all these while, sebab banyaaaaaaaaak sangat hikmahnya, looking back at the things i had to handle family-wise. tapi aku dah ready tahun ni, insyaAllah.

kakilush, by the time i replied this, mestilah i dah baca! :-D tak sabar tak sabar tak sabar niiii!

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