Monday, March 02, 2009

Holter, Puji, Timba dan Perigi

1 - The Stress Test

Thank you for the well-wishers!!!

I hope my results for my blood test taken last Friday, my holter test today and stress test tomorrow will be on the positive side (results for all 3 will be out on Wednesday 4th March). Or at least, 'conclusive'. 'Coz if it's 'inconclusive', then eiii malasnya nak lalu benda-benda setting-up appointments and all that. Ye lah, beggars can't be choosers, kan... if you (as in, me in this case) want free medical attention, have to bear with the hassles la kan...

Actually, I had a really bad case of palpitations last year July. You can read here -- go straight to the 'Ahad 6 Julai' and just skip and ignore that much angst on the earlier part of the entry (...ngeeee). Due to circumstances, I decided to skip my appointment in late October (here and here). Tapi atas nasihat rakan taulan, I still went to see the doctor in HUKM as arranged, and was given another appointment date for a stress test, which is going to be tomorrow.

The palpitations have subsided a great big deal, Alhamdulillah! Macam dah non-existing pun. But palpitations aside, the doc said I need to check on my thyroid too (hence, the blood test) because of the horrible and almost non-existence metabolism despite not being a huge eater (nor am i a huge fan on the sports front or exercising, too! Nyeeeh).

So, gitu lah ceritanya.

Though I pray that the outcome won't be anywhere near or worse than the-man-with-the-back-pain-on-the-Oprah region...

Aaaaamiiin...

2 - Pujidiri

I went back to my folks' in Bangi last weekend, both Saturday and Sunday, and had a blast spending time with Darling Amir, my folks and my siblings (all us 4 siblings + Hasrul were there) while trying to complete as much hantaran work as possible, with the help of the future bride herself.

Bila aku buat apa-apa kerja kraf (eg: beadings, hantarans, artwork, etc) aku ada satu perangai buruk yang, Alhamdulillah, my family and Abang sabaaaaarr nak melayan.

Every now and then, I would stop to admire my work and then say:
"....eiiii tantik (cantik) tak Kak Lin wat ni Miii... (or insert other family member)...??? Tantik kan???"

[Ye la, mengada bunyinya. Tapi kalau aku cakap style serious, kang orang-orang yang aku tanya tu menyampah la pulak nak menjawab, kan].

Ayah would answer, dengan muncung panjang sauh kapal:
"Uuuuuiiii, cantiknyaaaa!!! Terrorist anak Ayah ni!!! Terrorist!!!"

Umi would answer, pun dengan muncung anak itik:
" 'Annntikkkk, 'antik tangatttt...."

Celi would answer:
" 'Antik! Tenchew Ak Linnnn!"

Ahy would answer:
" 'Antik! 'Antik!" sambil angguk-angguk tanpa approving

Udi would answer:
"Hak ah, cantik..." --> boring kan jawapan budak bongsu nih??

Abang would answer:
"Charnteeeeekkkkk...." (the 'charn' rhymes with 'john')

Layan, beb. Haha. Weols togeder memang ngader laidat.

Ada dua minggu aje lagi ni nak ke Akad Day (i.e 15th March). Aku sama-sama tumpang panik -- langsir tak beli lagi, buah tangan untuk 200 orang tak pikiaq lagi, photographer pun tak book lagi (eh, macam AKU pulak yang nak kawin, yek).

Hopefully by this weekend, aku leh habis menggubah -- tinggal hal-hal yang berkaitan dengan fruit, food or plant (Sirih) aje. Nanti lepas akad, aku post gambar eh? Kalau everything turned out "tantik" ah kan.

Also, nanti aku post gambar or video Amir the Thumbsucker... that is, other people's thumbs' sucker. Kiut habitey.

My God. Lama gila aku tak guna perkataan tu... "habitey". Haha!

3 - Perigi and Timba Story: II

Aiyoh, aku ada sedikit nak muntah ijo la bila masuk part ni. Aku kesian kat budak tu... tapi apakan daya. Aku perlu juga luahkan perasaanku inniew.

Umi told me, for the past 4,5 days before I came back, the girl had been calling my mom on the hp at 11pm! Well, maybe not at 11pm, but close. 10.51pm, 10.43pm...kira-kira 11pm lah tu kan, lest you think aku sengaja nak exaggerate.

Kau tau mak aku tak pernah-pernah put the hp on silent even at night, but this time she did for the past week! Sedih, tau. Kot la kalau kami anak-anak ada kecemasan ke apa and need to call our Umi, yet her hp would be on silent. Kan tak best, tu?

The girl even sent two mugshots of her to my mom: one before she cut her hair, and one after. And then asked Umi how she looked before and after the haircut.

Oh. My. Good. Goat. kan.

Umi even showed me her photos, much to my chagrin lah kan. I told Umi I wouldn't want to see how she looks like. Mana la tau masa akad or wedding Celi nanti dia mai, aku tak moh lah ter-laser mulut terlepas cakap apa-apa yang boleh memerahkan muka dia, kan? Tapi, Umi nak tunjuk jugak. Terpaksa la akak tengok -- arrrrghhh.

Umi also read me one sms that said something like: Aunty, my mom told me Aunty ni penyayaaaaaang sangat, and suka budak-budak...

Ok I can not in my puberty life make out what that supposed to mean, ok.

Also: Aunty, macam mana yang dikatakan jodoh tu ya... nak tanya my mom, rasa kekok lah....

For eff's sake. We the siblings don't even talk about this with our parents, let alone you!!! Oi, go get your own mother, can or not????

And the last straw was when Umi read me the last sms she received the night before I came back, something along the line as such: Sorry tadi call aunty and ganggu aunty. Aunty tak angkat, mesti aunty dah tidur. Saja nak wish Aunty 'Good Night', I miss you and I love you.

aaaaaaaccccck *muntah ijo muntah ijo*

Horror mkaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyysssss!

Too much romen and mushy-mushy with my Mom, can or not???

In fact, the night when I was home (Saturday night), she tried calling my mom and my mom noticed a missed call on her phone when we were about to go to bed at 1am and showed the missed call to me. Ish, sangat tegar, ok, call orang tua at 11pm! Dia ingat call Mak Orang yang umur 60 tahun ni macam call boffren ke apa -- tak de limit masa?

Ok la, ok. Let's bersangka baik, can? *inhaaaaale, exhaaaaale*

Perhaps, those were distant cries for help. Perhaps, my bro was just her 'figure of conversation' with my mom. Perhaps, she's in need of talking. Or perhaps, she never knows how to handle infatuations.

But come on laaaar, no need to 'stalk' my mother 2,3 kali sehari, tiap-tiap hari sampai my mom had to silent the fone, wohhh. Just go get to the whatever blardy point, can or noooot. Aiyohhhh, too mush ah you sistah... whas wrong wif yewwww...

So, iktibarnya pada semua?

Kalau nak urat lelaki, go 'ejah derek' (adjust direct) lar. Tak yah la stalk the mother dulu. Contrary to what you may believe, it's so not impressive lah to 'over-over' with the guy's mom or dad at this much early stage.

If she reads this? Let her read lah. At least she would now know how to re-adjust her position, and 'berpada-pada' sikit bila 'berkasih-kasih' dengan mak orang. Occay.

Sekian sahaja, timokacih.

f~

13 comments:

Naz said...

Alin,
Dia kureng seehart ;)

nik awin said...

kak lin,
betul la budak tu SAAAAIIKO!
Bahaya tul..pada masa yg sama x hormat privacy org..11pm..oh too much oready

kenapa mesti nak report sume aktiviti life dia..yuck..teringat la pulak mcm saya jaman-jaman bercinta dulu..
tp sy buat gini dgn boifren sy je..bukan dgn mak org..

agak nya dia ada masalah nak bezakan org umur 60-an dgn 20-an ke?
~seram sejuk..

mcm ni nak jd konon 'bakal menantu'??
~REJECT!!

pasal kerjatangan kak lin tu..aiseh..dah pencen sok ,boleh bukak kedai gubahan hantaran lah..ececececeh..

Iron Butterfly said...

ado lagi ko ore delusional ginih loni Kak Lin?? good luck with the hantarans!

p/s : habitey = Habih tey ko?

Kak Long Ja said...

Oooh! My Goddd!! wat hapen to this girl kak lin??? very very the desporado nih, eeiy! u better check wit ur baby bro klu dgn umi 11pm still make call.. jeng! jeng! jeng! entah2 sampai 2am pong she still keep on calling ur bro tak??? chewahhh pandai je buat andaian negatif terhadap seorang insan yang sgt nekad menuju puncak tu kan.. heeehee

or umi should answer like this "nombo hak mung talipong, tak dok doh dalang pehidmatang... tut.. tut.. tut.. tut.." (ala2 nada rozita che wan jd teleponis tue). hahaha terus mungkir bahagia lepas tu.

d'Frog Prince said...

my reaction ?? uwekkkk!!!!!

aiyoh, saiko giler lah budak tu. tak ngeri ke? harap2 she don't know where you guys stay, kok dia stalk sampai ke pintu, that would be the story of the lifetime!!

also, i think lah kan, instead of silent mode, divert call when busy je, meaning, nampak no budak tu, tekan reject, auto pergi kat voice mail, habis cita. boleh buat voice mail camgini, "Umi tengah buat tahi mata, ada pesanan, tinggalkan, kalau berborak kosong, cari orang lain" kot2 dia boleh tersodar ckit?

Roti Kacang Merah said...

kak naz
entah la dia tu, kesian pun ada gak sebenarnya. hopefully by now she gets the hint when my mom never return her calls nor reply her sms-es.

ahwinnn
kot kalau nak 'report duty' kat balaks, tak pe la... ini, ke mak to some guy who's not even her balak! aiyohhhh budak tu!

Roti Kacang Merah said...

kupu2 besi
ini lah dia living proof that there are delusionals as such!

"habitey"... tak tahu lah asal dari mana. tapi maknanya, like, "very" gitu.

kak long ja
that's the thing -- kami nak check dengan our baby bro pung, kami segan!!! haha

Roti Kacang Merah said...

abe tommy
i think she sudah get the hint, lah. coz my mom tak dak cerita apa-apa pun eversince I got back from bangi! but aiyyyohhhh... horror of horrors rupanya kalau kena stalk ni, yerk...

kak yin said...

OMW! muahahahahahahahaha...

*ya Allah jauhilah sikap2 sebegitu dari diriku ini aminnnnn*

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kak sheli nak akad nikah bulan ni dahhh??? sanding bulan 6??? alahhh tak sempat lahhhh...visa abes end of june so takleh balik lagik..muehehehe...nanti post pics manyak2 tau!!

Roti Kacang Merah said...

kakyin
yearrrrrrrrrr sila ambil iktibar wahai cousinku, mkay...! haha

ok ok nanti kak lin post pics ok??

F Manchester said...

Your health- Do take care sis. I pun rasa unhealthy and find the need to better myself. I think its our lifestyle. I tengok mat salleh, though they all cepat nampak tua due to morokok and dringking, they are so much healthier in the long run then us modern day asians. Its all the dairy and excersice involved in their lifestyle I think, they are really fit and built tough. Ni dah 30+ nih tercungap2 I nak keep up with them.. sigh..

Physcho girl- Its either shes really terencat or insane (I'm sorry if thats rude to say). What is your brother's view on all this. Can't he slow talk to her? I say nip it in the bud before it gets worst. But have to be careful cause you never know what she's capable of once scorned. To me, its gone too far for far too long, kesian....

Roti Kacang Merah said...

kak ilush
ALHAMDULILLAH, all tests clear! cuma ada 1,2 concerns, but very very minute. Will put them on record as an entry soon!

psycho girl tu...tah, my mom dah tak cerita apa2, the girl dah get the hint dah kot...

muna said...

dia minat ahy ke mak kak lin benonya? wahahhaha, bleh plak jiwang2 ngan mak orang. gilo hapo?

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