Before going off for my site meetings yesterday, as usual I'd empty out my bladder and bowel sebab tak mampu nak 'layan' toilet kat site [melainkan kalau terpaksa sangat sangat sangat].
Satu kali, I saw this, floating in the bowl. Of the Executive Toilet.
Okay, a mendiang it may be, but somehow reminds me of the story of the shaitanirrajim (The Devil) seeking shelter in toilets/bathrooms/tempat-tempat najis after him being 'amputated' by the laungan 'adzan maghrib, then 'bathe' himself under the glorious streams of pee and golek-golek in the poo where his limbs would grow back and he would thereon be more alive than ever. Allahu a'lam.
This story, in itself, is enough to make me believe that the dead roach is the devil... patiently waiting for by-products of my bladder and bowel (and not anyone else's but mine) to shower upon him so that he could rise from the dead, back being merry and haunt my vajayjay and my bum for the rest of my adult life.
With that, aku tarik balik seluar ciknek aku, snapped one shot for this entry, keluar dari toilet eksekutif tu dan cari toilet lain.
Biar lah ada setan kudung pun, jangan ada itu.
Aku kena jadi emcee untuk kempen bersih bandar esok pagi-pagi buta. Tapi baru tadi aku diberi list of VIPs and the aturcara. Aiyoyo. Wish me luck.
SAH, I'm now full-swing into my Matchmake #04. The baby-sis' ex is no ex no more [Alhamdulillaaaah!]. He requested to meet up Abang and I tonight to 'discuss further plans' before both parties, i.e him and us two, present the plan to both parents.
I'd usually 'let go' when the people I introduce start to make contact. But this time, it's different. It's my baby-sis we're talking about. Nak tak nak I'm still needed in the picture as the immediate orang tua. I could almost see very busy months ahead, oh yes I could.
*palpitate* *palpitate* *palpitate*
But very, very happy!
Tolong doakan agar menjadi, yea.... Aaaaamiiin...
Hey, engkau di sana. Kalau nak berkira sangat tentang 'race' of your Big Boss... sila tukar nama PKNS tu dulu kepada PKOMS -- 'Perbadanan Kemajuan Orang Melayu Selangor', boleh tak?
Apa la yang nak ditakut sangat, unless you're a selfish, incompetent bigots.
Sampai bila kau nak berlagak macam Tuhan, acting like you're God, dictating other people's rezeki and destiny, ni???