Thursday, December 11, 2008

Raya Korban Akak: Jari Itu

Warning: This Post Contains Images Which May Not Be Suitable for Viewing and May Cause Nausea Due to the Horrific Nature In Which the Subject is Portrayed.

Heh heh, I've always wanted to say that in my blog. But yeah, the above warning applies for the images of my jari kena sagat as posted below.

I thought I wanted to share how my Umi swears on a lot of Minyak Gamad on any luka before the luka started dripping blood, and avoiding the said luka dari kena basah.

But you know, it was Raya time and nak tak nak aku kena 'turun padang' buat kerja sama-sama di dapur, though I had a lot of help from both Umi and Ayah on the cleaning part. Aku jadi tukang lap aje kali ni, heh heh.

That said, I donned a plastic bag on my right hand and put a getah around the wrist. We have surgical gloves at home, but I'm allergic to the powder inside the glove -- sungguh mengada, kan -- so had to resort in wearing something so not kewl la kan. Guests would ask me kenapa dengan tangan? I would answer, rendang sedap tak? Kalau sedap, ini lah dia *tunjuk jari berbalut*.

Hahaha.

Anyhoos, the sagat part happened on Raya eve (7-Dec) at 5-ish in the evening. So, Pic 1 was 4 hours after that when my bros nak help me change the dressing. Pic 2 was taken on the next day -- kecut-kecut sebab pakai plastic lama naa 'coz orang ramai datang. Pic 3 was day 3 of the luka, at night, before I retire. Pic 4 was taken this morning, which made the luka 4-days old.

Click image for larger view -- kalau tak geli la kan.

So, okay, it wasn't like one fifth of my kuku got busted la kan, but it sure felt that way. Lepas ukur-ukur, maybe one-ninth aje la. Mujur dah kawin, idok le jatuh saham akew. Ngeeee.

But the luka healed pretty awroit ey??? Now I can join Umi swearing our lives on Minyak Gamad too.

And am I ever serik to use the mesin kelapa??? Naaah. Just a tad more cautious. Masa aku guna tu pun sebenarnya I was cautious than ever -- sambil mesin mulut terkumat-kamit baca Bismillah b'coz there were 10 kelapas to parut.

But the tempurung terpelanting masa I was not terkumat-kamit and instead fikiran tengah termelayang ke something else I couldn't recall. Perhaps Allah was trying to teach me something for inadvertently forgetting Him for a mili-second. Padan la dengan muka akew.

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You know, when I was small, small accidents like this would only invite anger from my dad for being careless. He would sympathize like no end punya simpati, macam the world could close in on him b'coz I got hurt. But at the same time tangan dia naik "BEDEBAP!!!" ke bahu aku or lengan aku or usually bontot aku (mujur la banyak 'kusyen' kat situ, kan. Haa now you know why la my bonts evolved in such a way, haha). Sakit woh, no joke. It was a reminder to be more careful. But of course it made you want to howl out loud -- dah le luka, sakit, atu kena marah la pulak. Apa kehalnya Yob, kan?

The time my jari got sagat, Ayah was outside gardening. He only knew about it later on at night masa nak tukar dressing (Pic 1) when Umi told him while he was lying watching the telly.

Ayah, with muka saaaaaaaaangat simpati and concern like he was equally in pain too, bangun and asked me, "Hah??? Mana??? Mmph-mmph-mmph Kak LiiiiiinnNNNN, teruk ke??? Anak Ayah kalau luka, Ayah rasa sakit, tau!!"

Aiseymen. Aku dah takut ni. Helo aku ni dah kawin takkan la still dia nak "BEDEBAP!!!" lagi kat bonts aku kan? He was this *put together thumb and index finger* close to slap me somewhere, nonetheless!

Cepat-cepat aku buat muka kesian and cried out to him, "Tapi Ayaaaah, Kak Lin dah kawiiiiin, saham Kak Lin dah dibeliiiiiii, tak payah nak jatuh-jatuh daaaah!"

Terus dia cool down, hahahahahaha! But still muka dia berkerut-kerut macam dia yang sakit, tak habis-habis "Mmph-mmph-mmph!", "Mmph-mmph-mmph!".

Esok-esok akak sakit beranak, cemaner la agaknya Ayah akak tu. Mmph-mmph-mmph *geleng kepala*.

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9 comments:

d'Frog Prince said...

you are lucky to have ayah and umi to belai you with tlc still. bersyukur, i don't mind to kena marah and/or "BEDEBAP" walaupun dah kahwin, at least, i would still have my parents.

ruzzlan2312 said...

Ingatttt..lagi pada Allah kena 'sikit' tu. Percaya tak ayat kita baca boleh 'tampal' kat luka tu - ayat lazim seperti Al Ikhlas ; baca 11 kali dan niat kerana Allah dan tampal (dengan meletakkan saja ke atas luka). Tak jadi magic lah dan jadi sesuatu serta merta atau dengan cepat. Cuma dengan yakin luka tu baik dengan 'selamat'; memang kemudiannya kalau tak baca pun baik juga - tapi ada kelebihan nya. Boleh pada luka, jatuh dan sbgnya pada famili, Insyallah.
Boleh delete komen ini jika rasa tak sesuai disini.

Zetty said...

dlm pada kesian tu nak jugak rasa tergelak....funny entry la kak lin. lawak2 keji ok.

Sanity said...

owwie, even though it looks like a small cut, it looks incredibly painful >.<

Roti Kacang Merah said...

abetommy
...yeah, i guess i'm still lucky, kan...? thanks for the reminder, abg tommy!!!

ruzzlan
tips bagus tu (baca ayat lazim 11 kali as additional cure)!!! thank you!!!

Roti Kacang Merah said...

ettty
i was practically begging Ayah and remind him that i'm already married and abgzul tak kisah if kak lin ada luka-luka sana sini! sheesh. hehe

budak yang tak mengaku dia gila
i think cucuk jarum derma darah 5 batang sekali arung pun may not be as painful as the cut!

.::c!kzUrA::. said...

aiyo kak lin..pesal p sagat skali ngn jari tu..??
ngeri je zura tgk..huhu..
smpai terasa cm jari zura lak yg kene..

Roti Kacang Merah said...

d!kzura
ala saja nak kasi perisa umph kat salam santan tu...hehe

khemy said...

ha raja bersiong!

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