I was on my knees last night, scrubbing both bathrooms in the apartment. Aiyak, aku sanggup rumah bersepah tapi bilik air/mandi harus bersih dan bau harum at least.
Tetiba tengah scrub scrub, teringat Datin Puan Siti N kita tu. Yang baru nikah tu.
I wondered if she would ever have to go down on her knees, scrubbing anything other than her husband's anatomy. Wondered how her first 'halal' kiss is like (ye lah, presumably she also as nakal as a lot of us out here lah kan, hah hah haaahhh). Wondered how... ahh, wondered a lot lahhh.
Bet you guys out there did the same on her too. Wondered.
You guys tak wonder? At all??? Hmph, penipu. Penipu besaq (pun intended: Siti announced she called Datuk K as 'Pak Besaq').